Guitar Hero Hits the Road

While descending the aptly-named Hardscrabble Road in Bernardsville at high speed on my bicycle over the weekend, I spied a dancing apparition just as I rounded a bend. In the heavily tree-shaded light, it is difficult to make out exactly what manner of beast this thing might be. So, I carefully pulled on my brakes, drifting up to it slowly and cautiously. What did I see when I finally came to stop just mere feet from this thing? Well, you be the judge.