Running of the Bulls (Harding Style)

Bull. Harding Township, New Jersey. August 2013.

He's a bull. Check him out. All kinds of bull parts, sans the horns. 

Is he running? Of course not. Why the hell should he? 

He lives in Harding Township. 

His daddy's rich and his ma's good lookin' ... hush, little baby ... summertime .. of course the livin' is easy. His dad has bazillions and can afford to have someone do the running for him. This ain't Pamploma. 

Grazin' in the grass. Can you dig it?

On the other hand, if he's so damned rich, why does he have flies grazin' on his belly?

He's fashionably lean. He's a social x-ray. He is stylishly anorexic. 

1%'re of a bull. Richie Rich and that ain't no bullshit.