Great idea!
Trump is a "billionaire" ... right?
And, he's allegedly worried about federal debts and deficits, right?
So, here's the deal:
He can pay for the cost of the parade entirely out of his own pocket.
The tax cut (assuming he's actually paid any federal taxes -- who knows?) should help his personal liquidity and enable him to do this without much of dent in his lifestyle (after all, we're all paying to put a roof -- several roofs -- over his head).
He loves the men & women in uniform? Great.
At the end of the parade, he can pay every service person and all living veterans $1,000 out of his own pocket. Make the $2,000. Be magnanimous, Cheetos Man.
And, just like the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, The Donald can even have a giant balloon commissioned similar to the Pink Panther image above. It could be based on the "Cartoon President" depiction of him.
Sadly, a more attention getting opportunity passed the president by this week. He should have lobbied Elon Musk to have himself put into the nice red Tesla Roadster and launched into space. He could have been heading right now to a permanent orbit around the sun (the second best thing in the eye of a true solipsistic who would obvious prefer be the sun himself).
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