The End is Nigh and the US Takes an Unfortunate Right Turn

Harold Camping, are you still there? Not many hours left are there? My son reports from China, where 6:00pm local time has come and gone already on May 21, 2011, that the earth did not open up, bodies did not emerge zombie-like from their graves to stalk the streets for five months (where did they get that number???), Christians did not float up with their new diaphanous wings and glowing halos to the heavens, the lamb did not open the seventh seal, etc. Well, about the Christian thing, it's China, so if anyone did float away, there weren't many of them. Happy ravishing, rapturous apocalypse to everyone. See you at 6:01pm ET, UTC or whatever zone (The Twilight Zone?) you might be in....

Let THIS be a warning to us all... HAS AMERICA MADE A TURN TO RIGHT? IS THAT WRONG? Watch out.

When the rapture does arrive, low-slung tractor trailers will be stuck on railroad tracks and will cause traffic to back up. The revolution will not be televised, the revolution will put you in driver's seat.... STAY TUNED!

CAUTION copywrited by Bob Marley

"Here I am, walking down the street (walking walking walking walking walking walking walking)
and the children, everything is so sweet
(woah woah woah sweet 2x)
I´m doing my thing and I´m doing it slow
but there is just one thing I would like you to know, oo

When it wet it slippery yea
When it damp it crampy (crampeh)
If it´s likely you will tumble down
Don´t want you on the ground

Oh oh oh Caution, the road is wet
Black soul is black as jet
Do you hear me
Caution the road is hot
You got to do better than that
´cause ah

When it wet it slippery (when it wet it slippery yea)
When it damp it crampy (when it damp it crampy)
If it´s likely you were tumbling down
don´t wash it on the ground brother

Hit me from the top
crazy mother funk yeah (3x)

When it wet it slippery yea
when it dampy crampy
if it´s likely you were tumbling down
don´t wash it on the ground

Oh oh oh Caution, the road is wet
Black soul is black as jet
Do you hear me
Caution the road is hot
You got to do better than that "